Can we just talk about the fact that there was an Emu War in Australia? 20,000 emus migrated to farming territory and were making a nuisance for farmers so the Minister of Defense sent a deputation of ex-soldiers from WWI to wage a war on the Emus that they [the soldiers] subsequently lost.
So this girl in my literature class was calling Jane Eyre dumb for loving Rochester and saying that love is stupid and so I just posted on our class’ shared blackboard site about how Jane Eyre is no less independent or strong for being in love and I totally hope she knows I’m calling her out “putting women into an even smaller box” womanism. It’s okay not to want to fall in love. But making it sound like other women are stupid/weak because they do is complete bullshit. Anyway… Literary shots fired.
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.