Trigger Cherry Hero

hydrocyanicacid:

curtisplease:

plowjob:

what would the foot version of fisting be called

a huge mistake

Red Foreman.

(via duckduckbae)

angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

(Source: moon-sylph, via lady-in-rad)

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

(via captain-curbstomp)

girlslug:

TOO REAL

girlslug:

TOO REAL

(via duckduckbae)

Kanye West - Monster (Feat. Rick Ross, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, & Bon Iver)

(Source: itsblackcyrus, via duckduckbae)

neutralpisshotel:

tragic love story idea: in a world where we have just engineered the technology to create a robot capable of feelings, a robot with feelings falls for another older-model robot that’s incapable of love

(via captain-curbstomp)

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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(via captain-curbstomp)

harrysadad:

"teen girls are super crazed!! it’s unhealthy!!" u ever seen a grown man when his stupid ass football team loses

(via captain-curbstomp)

amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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(via segmentation-fault)